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I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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