If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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