NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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