11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers