i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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