I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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