I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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