i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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