it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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