does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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