everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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