Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
you would pick up someone in the library
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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