Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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