yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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