YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
tell me about the fingering
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