Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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