The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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