For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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