What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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