Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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