Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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