You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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