So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
