thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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