am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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