i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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