spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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