Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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