Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Too much gin, very little bucket
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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