Can Purell be used as lube?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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