what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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