called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
