I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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