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I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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