I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Are we still banned from the library?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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