Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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