Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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