Christians are straight up FREAKS
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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