i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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