Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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