You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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