I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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