We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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