I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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