Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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