And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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