I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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