don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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