do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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