they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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