it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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