so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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